Create Your Own Dubstep Remix [Instructions]
Dubstep is officially inescapable so we might as well stop covering our ears, pop an Excedrin, and join the party. Here is a dubstep-by-step recipe for creating your own Scrillex-like remix:
1. Smoke lots of Meth.
2. Place your favorite song in a blender with shrap metal.
3. Mix slow at first, then after a minute or so, abruptly turn it on full speed.
4. Smear the concoction on a chalkboard and scrape your fingernails across it.
Rihanna – Rude Boy
Katy Perry – ET
Kanye West – All of the Lights